Built for restaurants · By operators, not agencies

Own the Agent. Fire the Agency.

We build restaurants their own Agency and Agent — textable 24/7, like your best friend and closest confidant in the business. It actually does the work: posts the socials, tracks the spending, watches the inventory, answers the reviews. You own it — while you fire the agency you've been paying while wondering where all the spend is going.

A server working a packed Saturday-night dining room
30+ YearsBehind the bar, on the line, on the floor
30+ yrs
Combined in the business
Hopknot
Founder · Master brewer
Longhorn
Managing Partner · 14+ yrs
Private
Discreet & confidential
What your Agent actually does

Not advice. Not a dashboard. The work — done.

An Agency in a teammate you text. Every job your agency takes too long to do, your bookkeeper hates, and your inventory sheet keeps lying about — handled, on the line, in your voice.

Posts the socials

Original, on-brand, every week. No stock food shots, no Friday-afternoon scramble.

Tracks the spending

Snap a pic of the linen bill. It's logged. It's categorized. Done. The bookkeeper's new best friend.

Watches the inventory

Par-based reorders. Knows when you're low, when there's a discount, when to pull the trigger.

Answers the reviews

Every 5★ thanked. Every 1★ handled like the owner cares. Same day, your voice.

Wins you online

Google profile, "best near me," modern AI search. You show up — and the spot down the street doesn't.

Fills slow nights

Targeted email + SMS to your regulars. Wing nights, half-price apps, whatever pulls them in.

Watches the competition

Their pricing, their menu, their reviews. You know first — before they take a Saturday from you.

Reports in English

A clean monthly read. What's working, what's not, what to do next. No jargon, no PDF you'll never open.

How it works

From the audit to the agent that runs your house.

No software pitch. No long contracts to start. A clear path from "something's off" to "this thing is paying for itself."

01

The Audit

The Pass — a discreet operator-led secret shop. We show you what your reviews never could, with a revenue figure on every fix.

02

We build your Agent

Wired into your socials, your books, your walk-in. Setup measured in days, not months.

03

You text it like a friend

"Post about Thursday wing night." "What did we spend on linen last week?" "Reply to that 1-star." Done.

04

We keep it fed

Tuning, integrations, monthly read. You stay on the floor. The agency? Gone.

The Brigade

Four ways in. All of them yours.

Like a kitchen, the Agent has a brigade. Start with the Audit. Build the Agent. Add the IT bench. Add the human horsepower. Take what you need.

🔪 The Prep Cook

The Audit

A full-featured audit of your operation. A discreet secret shop, delivered to you and you only. Pays for itself in days, not weeks.

👨‍🍳 The Executive Chef

Build & Launch

We build and launch your own Agent and Agency + integrations. You own it. We host it.

🤝 The Managing Partner

Build + Managed

Everything above, plus the IT bench. We tune the cadence, add integrations on request, handle all updates, and give you a monthly read.

🎖️ The Director of Operations

Fractional COO

All of the above, plus human horsepower. Monthly secret-shopper, monthly manager meetings, quarterly business review, hands-on sales drive.

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The wedge

It starts with The Pass.

Before we build anything, we shop you. Unannounced. Pay our own way. Grade every touchpoint through an operator's eyes. Cross-check the visit against your online reputation. You get a private report — what's bleeding, what to fix first, and the dollars sitting on the table.

Most owners say it pays for itself in days. Then they want the Agent.

How The Pass Works
What owners are saying

Real quotes coming soon.

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Ready when you are

Get the Audit. See what your guests really see.

One honest visit, one private report. The first step to owning an Agent — and firing whoever's been overcharging you.

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