We build restaurants their own Agency and Agent — textable 24/7, like your best friend and closest confidant in the business. It actually does the work: posts the socials, tracks the spending, watches the inventory, answers the reviews. You own it — while you fire the agency you've been paying while wondering where all the spend is going.
An Agency in a teammate you text. Every job your agency takes too long to do, your bookkeeper hates, and your inventory sheet keeps lying about — handled, on the line, in your voice.
Original, on-brand, every week. No stock food shots, no Friday-afternoon scramble.
Snap a pic of the linen bill. It's logged. It's categorized. Done. The bookkeeper's new best friend.
Par-based reorders. Knows when you're low, when there's a discount, when to pull the trigger.
Every 5★ thanked. Every 1★ handled like the owner cares. Same day, your voice.
Google profile, "best near me," modern AI search. You show up — and the spot down the street doesn't.
Targeted email + SMS to your regulars. Wing nights, half-price apps, whatever pulls them in.
Their pricing, their menu, their reviews. You know first — before they take a Saturday from you.
A clean monthly read. What's working, what's not, what to do next. No jargon, no PDF you'll never open.
No software pitch. No long contracts to start. A clear path from "something's off" to "this thing is paying for itself."
The Pass — a discreet operator-led secret shop. We show you what your reviews never could, with a revenue figure on every fix.
Wired into your socials, your books, your walk-in. Setup measured in days, not months.
"Post about Thursday wing night." "What did we spend on linen last week?" "Reply to that 1-star." Done.
Tuning, integrations, monthly read. You stay on the floor. The agency? Gone.
Like a kitchen, the Agent has a brigade. Start with the Audit. Build the Agent. Add the IT bench. Add the human horsepower. Take what you need.
The Audit
A full-featured audit of your operation. A discreet secret shop, delivered to you and you only. Pays for itself in days, not weeks.
Build & Launch
We build and launch your own Agent and Agency + integrations. You own it. We host it.
Build + Managed
Everything above, plus the IT bench. We tune the cadence, add integrations on request, handle all updates, and give you a monthly read.
Fractional COO
All of the above, plus human horsepower. Monthly secret-shopper, monthly manager meetings, quarterly business review, hands-on sales drive.
Before we build anything, we shop you. Unannounced. Pay our own way. Grade every touchpoint through an operator's eyes. Cross-check the visit against your online reputation. You get a private report — what's bleeding, what to fix first, and the dollars sitting on the table.
Most owners say it pays for itself in days. Then they want the Agent.
We just got rolling. Until we have signed testimonials, we're holding the spot — in Pig Latin — because we'd rather show our hand than fake a quote.
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One honest visit, one private report. The first step to owning an Agent — and firing whoever's been overcharging you.
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